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Tony's About Him

I wake up every morning,
always getting older.
My hair keeps growing,
but it's not at my shoulder.

If you watched me,
working at a store.
They might fire my ass,
because I forgot to mop the floor.

Now I'm a freshman,
at Uconn this year.
I'm going to study Middle Eastern Studies,
to work for the government, so get it clear.

I'm a nerd that shops at H-C-O,
I still feel weird when they stare as I go.
I like to buy the shirts with phrases to read,
but my Spain's "Puta" is the one they plead.

My age, my age, I'm far,
from what you've probably seen!
I don't do drugs, I'm a virgin,
and I'm almost 19!
Minors beware, I won't buy you drags,
Playgirl purchases are prohibited for all you silly fags

Personally, I like eskimo kisses,
but I'm not too fond about snow.
I like cuddling inside on love seats,
and butterfly kisses make my juices flow.

For me, sex talk is so health class,
and as far as I am aware - I did pass.
Abstinence grows the heart fonder,
so don't ask me about babies.
They'll spend over millions of dollars -
so there arn't any maybes!

My values and ambitions,
are the way to life,
If I want to get married,
I won't marry a trashy hoe for a wife.

Now you know me,
so let's be friends.

P.s.
I'm not Barney,
I don't like pretends.

I already explained my likes above, so this is going to be used as a:

Tony's Quotes/Creative Thoughts

Cawt

;always changing
every individual female
it encounters upon.

Have you been Cawt yet?
[Cuddle always with Tony]

"I believe that learning languages is like a first kiss - just take it easy and enjoy it at your own pace."

"The slower one does the action, the more enjoyable ...more relaxed.. the end result will be. Kiss me and i'll show you an example of my quote."

Tony's Dislikes

I have many dislikes,
but I'll only type a few.
If you get me mad and furious,
I'll start the list with "you".

I don't like public bathrooms,
they smell like, yeah that's it.
But I have to use them anyways,
before my pants is full of ...

Hit .. drag, and other silly terms,
I don't smoke at all but I rather eat worms.
If you smoke, I'll still accept you,
but only if my shirt doesn't smell like smoke.
I only prefer fire pits and not that stuff to choke.

Kiss me when you're smoking,
you better make it orgasmic.
Because there won't be a next time,
unless you stop that cancer stick.

I don't like heavy drinkers,
they get crazy and dumb.
Just hand me that bottle,
and I'll store away your "fun".

I'll give you something better,
don't hate the board game.
Wait a minute Sally*,
you're not the usual same.

What in the world is that,
Halloween was a while ago.
Take that kinky costume off,
before the neighbors think you'e a ho.

You should never dress trashy,
your parents buy you decent stuff.
If you wear clothes like that,
my parents will think you're not enough.

I could go on and on forever,
but I'll just name one more thing.
Please tell me that you have a future,
before I give you,
this wedding ring.

* I do not know a Sally. Honest, I am not getting married yet.

Tony's Music Choice

Ladies,
I prefer to hear,
your heart beat near.
The crickets that play,
the night away.

The kinky noises,
from the neighbor's house.
Nah, I'm just playing,
like a wise little mouse.

Dudes,
I don't understand rap,
so don't think I'll share.
You could barely understand it,
when the lyrics aren't there.

I listen to every thing,
like a buffet of many choices.
I have a few favorite types,
but the Band list is within the voices.

Yeah, I prefer the Top 20,
but I also listen to local bands.
The greatest christmas selection now,
would be John Valby,
even though he's not in the demands.

Lords of Acid are kinky,
and Paris Hilton makes me laugh.
But together, we'll listen to anything,
from something crazy to something as soothing,
as a bubble bath.

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