---fightoffyourdemons---
Pre-top 10 Rating : 9.5 :P
Me Llamo Corey Johnson. Mucho gusto el papel.
I'm about 5'11 and 150 lbs, everything else you can see from the pictures.
My self-esteem = very low. I also seem to get ditched by people a lot, pretty much for no apparent reason, but hey, its cool. I play guitar. I play a few sports. I really want my lip pierced. As of now, I'm single. I'm shy around people I first meet and uncomfortable around people who I dont think like me. I like to be very hands on with my women, and chances are, I'm gonna end up somehow on you the majority of the day. I love me some music. It's what I got when shit looks down. I hate my school, just because it's too easy and I get bored. When I get older, I want to be in a band. I live in a 90% black town, and I feel much more comfortable around a group of black people than a group of white people because the white kids tend to judge me more, but, most of the people I hang outside of school with are white.
Suffering is the price you pay, Bliss is the gift you recieve.
I like to make other people smile, because its one thing I can't do.
will death just pass us by? will death just pass us by? please just pass us by...
I'VE MADE A MILLION MESSES AND I'LL MAKE A MILLION MORE; TRUST ME BABY, MAYBE I'M NOT THE MAN YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR...
SOMEONE
CALL
AN
AMBULANCE
SOMETHINGS
NOT
RIGHT
Side Notes:
So anyways, I've decided that being on top 10 blows hardcore because my score has gone down low as hell. You bastards sicken me. I will vomit on your one-giving faces, but then again, you most likely look like shit anyways, so maybe I'll pity you instead and accept your 1 with a smile.
So, I was watching the news and this guy said 0-sama was a thug or a gangsta. I wanna know what clique he's representing cuz if he's against my set me n my homeboys (the rubber duckies) are gonna have to pop some caps in his jihad ass. BITCH YOU BETTER STAY IN THAT CAVE, NIGGA I AINT NO GAME! STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!
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And Now.......COMPLETE RANDOMNESS!
Cows go moo.
Eggs are a good source or protein.
Nectar is a relative to breast milk.
Always do the opposite of what a sign says. Always.
Colorblind people don't see rainbows, they just see a disappointed frown.
If you smell bad, people will shun you.
My Goal In Life Is To Feed the Silly Rabbit some Trix.
I put bologna in my left pocket.
I write poems n songs time to time.
Andy Milonakis is actually 29.
Murdering is illegal.
Adult Swim saves me from boredom on those insomniac nights.
When you look at Pluto upside down on the 31st of February, you will die.
Video tapes of the homeless eating pigeons are a jolly good time.
If you disturb me during my Tea & Toast Time, I will eat you face off.
Kill all squirrels.
When I grow up, I want to be Cookie Monster.
I'm pretty effin weird.
Im a music freak.
Drugs are gay.
Beers okay.
Boobies are fantastic.
I'd really like to see you naked.
I stopped paying my child support.
Once upon a time in a 2nd grade class, a substitute teacher decided to raise morale through self-esteem. She told everyone to stand up, and tell the world that they're special. A girl stood up "I'm Special Lindsay!". And more and more repeated. Finally there was one boy left who hadn't went yet. "Stand up and say you're special!" they all said. He hesitated, swallowed and said calmly "I'm Special Ed". Everyone laughed and made fun of him. He started to cry and ran home. This boy is now dead from commiting suicide by jumping off a bridge. The lesson of this story is...don't name your damn kid Ed, no one deserves that.
If you see me in real life, come up to me and I'll give you a hug. You know you want one, so don't be shy.
my "idols" are: steve vai, jesse lacey, eddie van halen, asa dawson, sergio coronado, mark palacz, andy wildrick, jimi hendrix,matt skiba, omar, eric clapton, jimmy paige, kurt cobain, les claypool, eric johnson, yngwie malmsteen
i believe in karma.
I don't believe in pessimism or optimisim, I believe in going after what you want and not looking on the bright or negative side, just go with it.
I'm in love with my ex. :P
I love to play guitar, but I haven't been playing for long.
