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My Name's Keegan.
I Am From Liverpool, Thats In The UK, Not The US.
Ive Only Been To America 3 Times.
But I Plan On Moving There When I Get Older.
David Beckham Is My Hero.
If you think I don't like you, you're probably wrong. Unless i actually don't like you, in which case, you'd be right.
My profile was amazing. But i deleted it. I'm cool like that.
You'll never be as cool. So quit.
Getting to know me is the equivalent of having tiny orgasms throughout the day.
Arguing with me is the equivalent of a man holding a midget at arms length while he swings at you. Me = man. You = midget.
Trying to annoy me is like YOUR Brain. It's not big, and it's not clever.
Being yourself and trying to be my friend is like MY Brain. Big and clever.
Labels are for soup. Not for people. But if i was soup, i'd be sex flavor.
If you say you don't find me witty, you're either a) Lying. b) Dead. c) From the boonies.
If you're from the boonies, I'm sorry. Not for my joke...just for the fact that you're live in the middle of nowhere.
I hijack other people's threads and treat them like my children. Own them, control them, then throw them away.
I'm an online slut. Get over it. I'm also the sweetest person you'll ever meet...if i like you. And if i don't like you, i'll just be the sweetest person you'll never meet.
You'll learn to love me. It's not difficult.
I have no ego. i like to pretend.
I like the cold side of a pillow.
I Love Football.
I Dont Know Why Americans Call Football Soccer. Its Weird.
I Have A Brother Named Andre Who Is 4 And Another Brother Named Tanner Who Is 10.
I Have Brown Hair.
But I Dye It Blonder On Occasions.
I Love To Play The Guitar/Drums.
My Eyes Are Brown, But I Have Blue Contacts.
I Suck At Skateboarding.
But I Do Surf.
I Love To laugh. And When I Laugh. I Laugh Hard.
I Have A Weird Sense Of Humor. People Get Mad When I Laugh At Funerals.
I Wear Converses, Even Though They Hurt My Feet.
I Wear Flip Flops In The Shower. Because I Fall.
I Dont Wear Axe Or Any Of Those Things, Because They Dont Smell Good On Me.
I Think I Watch Too Much Tv.
And I Am Addicted To The Internet.
I Like PM's.
Hint. Cough. Hint.
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